Sunday, November 26, 2006

Saturday

We did Global Geography Tourism (GGT) and Organisational Management Projects in Sing Ying's house. How nice of her to tell everyone to meet at 11am and me at 10.30am. But never mind, since I reached there at 10.50am or 10.55am like that. Siew Fong was late. However, she treated me a piece of Ya Kun Kaya Toasted Bread. So never mind. Thanks a lot, Siew Fong. Wanlian and Chew Hua were on the same train so they reached at the same time.

After project, I went to meet The YaWniEzzZzzZzz at Marina Square. We went to watch Happy Feet. What a coincidence that Siew Fong was in the same cinema theatre as me. She messaged me and told me that she heard my beautiful voice. Her boyfriend is tall, macho, handsome and muscular.

Happy Feet is quite nice. I give it 3.893333333 out of 5 stars. The plot is not nice. It is lame. However, the penguins were cute and very funny.

I think that there are some messages behind the movie. Firstly, you need to persevere so that you can become somebody. First was the Sea Lion which Jumbo encountered. Jumbo did his best and everything he could to try and escape from the Sea Lion. He did not give in to the Sea Lion. Eventually, he managed to escape.

Next was the quest which he set out to find the 'Aliens'. He didn't give up even though the elephant-like sea animals told him about the dangers ahead. The heavy snows which they met were also hurdles to test them.

There were many other obstacles which he managed to overcome. You have to watch the movie to find out yourself.

I find that the movie is trying to psycho us into believing that humans are really that kind-hearted. For example, we would really not disrupt their natural habitat and willing not to capture fish so that the penguins have food to eat.

After watching the movie, we found a shop giving out samples. It was something like tidbits and they claimed that their tidbits were healthy. So I took one and tried. Then I asked them what they were made of. They told me it was fish floss.

'HUH!!! Fish Floss! I'm a vegetarian.' shrieked Weiming as he glared at the person.

The person was shocked and seemed lost. Then I told them that I was just joking.

Friday

Nutrition and Wellness (NUTW) Gems

I met Husna on the way for my NUTW Gems. What a coincidence.

I got back my Quiz. I scored 8 out of 20 and 13 out of 25 after adding my e-learning assignment at first. After much dispute, marking errors and questionings, most students managed to get a few more marks.

In the end, I scored 16 out of 25 which is 64 percent. I need to work harder.

Innovation, Design & Entrepreneur in Action (IDEA)

Something which was meant to be very saddening turned out to be joke of the day.

Our teacher, Mila was telling us about her Mother having a tumor in the right side of her head. I couldn't remember which side was it in. As it was in The Philippines, the doctors did not have the technology to use laser to cut open her head in order to remove the tumor. So, they had to do it manually.

Then, out of nowhere there came a sound. ZZZAAARRRZZZ.

The sawing of something using a chainsaw. Everyone burst out laughing. It was as good as saying that Weida was a nice person then suddenly you saw a pig with fluffy wings flying around outside the windows in the classroom. Or when Brandon was saying a lame joke then suddenly a black crow flew by and froze to death in the classroom.

We found out later that the sound was from the Diploma in Media and Communication (DMC) block. There were people sawing wooden planks.

Hui Jue's fly was undone while we were in the train to Ang Mo Kio.

We went to Ang Mo Kio to eat Botak Jones Western food. We waited for a really really very long time before the food finally arrived. If the staff there were correct, the waiting was really between 45 minutes to an hour.

After that, we went to Tong's house. Tong was still asleep when we had reached his house. Brandon, Hui Jue, Joshua and Weida played the Mahjong, while Tong played the computer and Elisha and I sat on the sofa to watch television.

Tong had three meowths in his house. We were rather afraid that his meowths would use payday on us.

Thursday

Sometimes, it is really nice to wake up early.

I saw a really great sunrise on Thursday. I used my phone and took a photo of it. It was really very nice. It was something like a rainbow, but it is not one since it is horizontal and rainbows are arc-like. There was a long stretch of clouds above the sea and a combination of colours filled the clouds. There were some distinct orange and red colours. It was picture-perfect.

However, when I took out my phone to show my friends the picture, I found out that my phone didn’t save the picture. Super sian na. My phone is really spoilt.

There was this middle-aged Malay woman (I'm not being racist, just descriptive) in the Mass Rapid Transport (MRT) Train, who was standing diagonally opposite of me. She was listening to this Westlife song called 'Swear It All Over Again' in her handphone using the loud speaker. She certainly had superbly great assumption skills because she thought that everyone in the train like Westlife and that everyone liked that particular song.

Brandon skipped school. We are so sad. But never mind. Because Sihua called Brandon to show her care and concern for Brandon. That was really very nice of her to do that. Oh, we can understand, she is one of the Class Committee members and of course has to set a good example for us by showing her Care and Concern (SP Core Values) to Brandon.

Wednesday

It was a great day. I stepped into the Mass Rapid Transport (MRT) Train. There was this very handsome guy. He kept starring at me for a long time, like as if I'm really that handsome so shiok. I was just a thiny whiny bit pissed off by it. So I looked back. Then he diaoed me. How very the nice son of a Mother.

I found out that I'm surrounded by sick people when we did our Innovation, Design & Entrepreneur in Action (IDEA) group project.

We went to Swissotel Merchant Court. Kim Bert and Ai Hui didn't go. Well, we can understand, because they were really busy.

I finally found someone about the same height as me - The Caucasian General Manager (GM) of the Swissotel Merchant Court.

The Swissotel Merchant Court wants to hire part-timers in the Food and Beverage Department. Those who want to find work can go there.


Tuesday

The Principles of Tourism and Hospitality (PTH) Tutorial was lame and crappy because our group was entertaining ourselves in front of the class. We laughed at our own jokes.

Brandon wanted to cut hair at Bugis and we must follow him. So Hui Jue and I accompanied him there. While Brandon had his hair cut, Hui Jue and I shopped around. After Brandon had finished letting the hairdresser cut his hair, we went to shop again. He couldn't find the blazer which he had his eyes on. I'm sorry, Brandon. Hui Jue with his General Manager (GM) look was harassed requested by a lady to go for a talk by Prudential, mainly to psycho him. He didn’t buy any policy but I bought two tee shirts.

I'm sorry, Brandon. Because my Mum was free to send me around to cut my hair on Monday. It was entirely my fault. Please do not be angry and scold me or my Mother.

I'm sleepy.
Bathing = shorter sleeping time.
I think I know what I should do.

Happy Birthday to Joshua and Kok Keong!!!

The below is totally quoted from the LIME Magazine November Issue. Please do not sue me for plagiarism. I've already indicated the source of the contents below.

What does the way you piss say about you?

Sociable - You'll join a friend in a piss whether you have to go or not.

Absent-minded - You unzip your jacket, pull out your tie and piss in your pants.

Efficient - You wait until you have to shit and then do both jobs at once

Practical - You find all the urinals occupied so you piss in the sink.

Tough - You whack your ***** against the side of the urinal to dry it.

I go to school to study. My promise to my parents is not to slack if I were to go to a Polytechnic Institution. I always try my best not to skip lessons, though I’ve skipped a few times. I do feel guilty and remorseful. However, I will tell my Mum about it. She is understanding and didn't really mind.

I think that I really need a very good reason if I were to skip lesson.

8:31 PM

This is an e-mail which I find interesting and useful to some people. It is not written by me but by someone name Li Ping. I don't know her at all.

> >Some might find it familiar, some might have already past this >stage, but nevertheless, its good to know more I guess (and another >excuse to get mood swings apart from PMS?) > >===========================================================

> >They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going >along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things >about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start >feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but >then get scared because you barely know where you are now.

> >You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those >friends that you thought you were so close to aren't exactly the >greatest people you have ever met, and the people you have lost >touch with are some of the most important ones. What you don't >recognize is that they are realizing that too, and aren't really >cold, catty, mean or insincere, but that they are as confused as >you.

> >You look at your job... and it is not even close to what you thought >you would be doing, or maybe you are looking for a job and realizing >that you are going to have to start at the bottom and that scares >you.

> >Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing >and find yourself judging more than usual because suddenly you >realize that you have certain boundaries in your life and are >constantly adding things to your list of what is acceptable and what >isn't. One minute, >you are insecure and then the next, secure. You laugh and cry with >the greatest force of your life. You feel alone and scared and >confused.

> >Suddenly, change is the enemy and you try and cling on to the past >with dear life, but soon realize that the past is drifting further >and further away, and there is nothing to do but stay where you are >or move forward.

> >You get your heart broken and wonder how someone you loved could do >such damage to you. Or you lie in bed and wonder why you can't meet >anyone decent enough that you want to get to know better. Or maybe >you love someone but love someone else too and cannot figure out why >you are doing this because you know that you aren't a bad person.

> >One night stands and random hook ups start to look cheap. Getting >wasted and acting like an idiot starts to look pathetic.

> >You go through the same emotions and questions over and over, and >talk with your friends about the same topics because you cannot seem >to make a decision. You worry about loans, money, the future and >making a life for yourself... and while winning the race would be >great, right now you'd just like to be a contender!

> >What you may not realize is that everyone reading this relates to >it. We are in our best of times and our worst of times, trying as >hard as we can to figure this whole thing out.

> > >========================================================= > > >Best Regards, >Li Ping >

8:07 PM

My phone seems okay after charging it. However, I need to change it as soon as possible before it's really spoilt.

2:40 AM

I went jogging with yandao Weida just now. I finally exercised after such a long time. I could finally shed some fats. Son of a can finally shed some fats guy.

He's very very fit la. And macho. And strong. Son of a strong guy.

I cycled to his house alone. Son of a brave guy.

We jogged and jogged and he was very fast la. Son of a fast guy.

I was lagging behind. What a loserrr.

We walked back after that. Son of a good at walking guy.

Then I cycled home. Son of a brave guy.

I met a few Meowths and a Zubat. Fortunately, I managed to run away safely. I wanted to ask Pikachu to use Thunderbolt but it was too tired. So we ran away.

Pikachu! I choose you!

1:18 AM

Sunday, November 19, 2006

My phone is really spoilt. I'm sorry if you can't contact me.

I can't even switch it on now. I don't know whether I can trade it in.

It's drizzling outside now.

7:55 PM

On Saturday, I went out with my Sis to Paradiz. I bought a tee-shirt there. Then, we had Rochor bean curd. It was superbly terrific. It's not like the normal bean curd which is brittle and breaks up easily. The bean curd has an extremely smooth texture and it smells heavenly. It's tenderly soft as well and it costs only 60 cents if you eat there and a dollar if it's takeaway. We bought home two for Dad and Mum.

We went to play pool at parkway parade afterwards. I lost to my Sis in all the games except those which I won because she fouled. I need to play more Yahoo Pool to train liao.

Everything seemed to fail on that day. First is the Kbox, then the pool and finally the jogging. Haha.

7:21 PM

That's my new electric guitar. Very nice right?
Thanks a lot.

7:17 PM

Ai Hui and Brandon, Hui Jue, Jia Xin, Sihua, Weida and I went to Kbox on Friday. It was my first trip there. My impression of it was a stage, a small television by the side and a chair. Then the person was supposed to sing on the stage and everyone would look at him or her. However, I was wrong. As the name suggests, it's indeed something like a box.

It was very fun. When we saw how lovely nice Ai Hui and Brandon, the couple duet, sang together. Then it suddenly struck us why Brandon didn’t ask Kim Bert to tag along.
Everyone ordered the same drink.

Everyone has a beautiful voice. I found out that I'm such a noob and my songs were outdated. I don't know most of the songs. Loserrr.

The group photo which Ai Hui don't want Kim Bert to see wasn't inside.

The guy in blue was the best singer.

Brandon was the Cinderella or Cinderena and had to leave us when the clock struck 7 o'clock to meet Rena for candlelit dinner and company for dinner.

We had our dinner without Brandon and we went shopping without Brandon and Ai Hui.

After shopping, we went to rest at the food court at Marina Square. The scenery there is very nice. We played dare or dare there. It was super lame.

6:58 PM

Mid-Semester Test (MST) is finally over. Phew. Everything was manageable except Global Geography Tourism (GGT) and Nutrition and Wellness (NUTW) Gems. That is if you studied hard for them.

I've always believed that the teachers are not out to fail the students in real tests and examinations if the students studied hard for their subjects. Well, maybe I should change my assumption now.

Yes, you taught about London in the lectures. But, it's about the time difference between Singapore and London and the flight duration from Singapore to London and vice versa. Nothing is taught about the location. And you expect us to know? How about asking the students to find the exact location of my house?

You told us not to memorize anything. We just needed to understand. Yea, I believed. And how am I supposed to understand that there is a Taroko Gorge in Taiwan? And Victoria Peak in Hong Kong? And Longhua Park in Shanghai? And The Damnoen Saduak in Thailand? How are we supposed to understand all these locations without memorizing their locations and their spellings?

I have changed perception that Multiply Choice Questions (MCQs) are easy after my NUTW Gems paper. I totally have no idea what causes Maramus and Kwashiorkor and what are the functions of Tributryrinase and Pepsin. I think that I really deserve to get fat for not knowing Nutrition and Wellness well enough.

For MCQs, we have a 25% chance of getting it correct and a 75% to get it wrong. So the odds are not in favor of us getting a correct answer. Furthermore, if you are not a very lucky person or you just happened to be not really lucky that day, you know you will unlikely to get it correct. However, for structure questions, so long as what you have written makes sense, you score. In conclusion, MCQs may not be as easy as they seem.

I think that it is really my fault if I didn’t do well for my NUTW Gems paper. I didn't allocate time to study for it, except for the less than two hours break after the Principles of Tourism and Hospitality Paper. In addition to that, I didn't pay attention in class. Haiz. And I think that the teacher is very good towards me. I have utterly disappointed her. I need to score full marks for the next test and assignment.

My GGT lecturer told us that horse meat and cow meat taste about the same because you're what you eat.

6:54 PM

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

This post was meant for Tuesday. I was too tired to post it yesterday. Sorry.

I had about four hours of sleep and I survived through the entire golf charity. Well, at least I reached school on time, at 8.15am. Handsome Brandon messaged me and told me to tell Mr. Ronald that he would reach school at 8.45 am.

Mr. Ronald treated us breakfast at Food Court 6, although everyone tried hard not to accept it. In the end, we reluctantly accepted. Thank you, Mr. Ronald Sathianathan.

We did a lot of labour there, carrying lots and lots of stuff. It was actually as good as shifting one room full of stuff, the whole capacity of the room in volume and not in area, all the way from Singapore Polytechnic to Tuas. So tiring. Hope that this can help us to shed some fats.

We gave out drinks at Raffles Country Club. The scenery was terrific. You see lush greenery and beautiful fountains and and and a natural lake/reservoir. So very the nice.

We had our lunch at the golfers' terrace. Brandon ordered Fried Hokkian Mee, Elisha and Weida ordered Sweet and Sour Pork (xin you lin xi) and I ordered a large Mee Goreng. It was really extremely large. But nevertheless, I managed to finish it up.

I was made to pair up with Elisha due to a game known as 'O Ah Bey Ah Soh'. Just how lucky can I get?

We distributed drinks there for more than 5 hours. It drizzled twice. However, we strived on. The rain was no obstacle, neither did it dampen our mood. We knew that we were doing for charity. Our hardship is nothing compared to those who need our help.

I found out that by putting a chili on top of an onion, rain can actually be prevented.

Needless to say, I bathed there because I'm a very hygienic person. Weida broke the screen of my watch. But he was remorseful. So I shall find ways to fix that myself. There are many towels there so we actually wanted to bring home some so that they will have more space. However, they put back one towel as I told them about integrity and SP CORE values. I use Weida's Sebastian Wax. Thanks a lot, handsome Weida.

The dinner was at the ball room. It was quite delicious. I give them four out of five stars. *Clap Clap Clap*
After that was prize giving.

Mr. Ronald sent us (Brandon, Elisha, Weida and me) to Outram Mass Rapid Transport (MRT) Station after prize presentation. Thank you, Mr. Ronald Sathianathan for sending us there. Clare left with a handsome male lecturer and Jacelyn left with a pretty female lecturer and her macho husband.

We talked about a lot of things during the ride. I think that Elisha is actually quite a nice person. I found out that Mr. Ronald is a smoker and he scolds vulgarities. Well, it's not that it's a bad thing. Just that it shows that we're all humans. Even someone whom you hold in high regards pee and shit.

Feel free to check out the photos taken there at dtrm1a01's multiply.

Weiming is so proud of himself. Weiming brushed his teeth for 3 times the day before and bathed for 3 times yesterday.

10:30 PM

1)NAME 13 OF YOUR CLASSMATES/FRIENDSTHAT YOU CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW.BEST IN BOYS AND GIRLS.
*1) Weida
*2) Brandon
*3) Hui Jue
*4) Vanessa
*5) Sihua
*6) Chew Hua
*7) Emily
*8) Jacelyn
*9) Jarryl
*10) Fiona
*11) Husna
*12) Siew Fong
*13) Shuqi

How did you meet 10?
- It all began on a windy and half sunny day, at Tanjong Katong Secondary School, Singapore, when I met her.

What will you do if you never met 1?
- Life will be as usual. Maybe my Mickey Mouse watch will not be broken. Haha. Well, maybe I'll be so terribly extremely very sad that I'll weep everyday in the corner of my room and maybe be depressed all my life.

Have you seen 4 cried?
- Never and I doubt that I ever will. I've only seen her laugh out loud and make people laugh.

Do you think 10 is cute?
- I think that she thinks that she's cute.

How did you get to know 8?- I got to know her through handsome Weida. I knew her better through the chalet and golf charity.

Would you ever go on a a date with 12?
- Of course, and I'll make sure that she treats me since elders are supposed to treat the younger ones.

What's 7 favourite colour?
- I think red, green and brown, because they're my lucky colours.

What will you do if 6 express his/her love for you?
- She’s me when I was younger (if you all happen to see my passport- the younger me). And since young, I’ve always been expressing my love for the future me. I'm used to all these. So I'll do nothing.

Who is 4 going out with?
oh, she's going out with herself.

Who is 5 to you?
- My best-est best friend and class treasurer.

Would you ever live with 13?
- I'm already living together with her on Mother Earth

Is 2 single?
- That's the right question which you’ve asked for the right person. He's single, handsome, macho, tall, dark, macho, charming, sporty, hunky, friendly, humorous, smart and etc. So girls, what are you all waiting for? PS: You can always ask me for his number.

What do you think about 3?
- He's cute, tall, handsome, macho, humorous, intelligent, charming, helpful, honest and etc, with many suitors.

What's the best about 8?
- EVERYTHING!

What do you think you like about 11?
- She's a loyal friend.

Fav memory with 6?
- At the garden, chewing flowers together with Chew Hua.

NOW TAG 6 PEOPLE TO DO THIS...
*1) The Wei Brothers (Weida and Wei Wen)
*2) The Ah Huas (Chew Hua and Sihua)
*3) The Yawniezzzzzzzz
*4) Kmiang
*5) Weifen
*6) Those who happened to see my blog

9:34 PM

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I went to play pool just now. Again, I won everyone hands down.

After playing, we went to take bus. When I had boarded the bus, I ecstatically tapped my e-z link card. To my horror, it didn’t give out a single sound. Then something struck my mind and I felt the pain. I realized that my beautiful e-z link card was still at the pool counter.

My handsome friend, Jarryl, accompanied me back there, even though I asked him to stay there as I’m afraid that he might miss his last bus.

The macho guy returned me my e-z link card to me. And I thanked him. How ironic.

Handsome Jarryl and I went to the bus-stop again. The bus which he was waiting for came within minutes and I waved good bye to him.

I waited for more than half an hour for my bus and it still didn’t come. What a beautiful as.

So I walked home alone at midnight, with raindrops falling down on me which helped to mask my tears. HAHA! Okay. That’s crap. It was drizzling. The raindrops were light and tiny and cooling. I took more than half an hour to reach home. I hope that this would help me to shed some fats.

Ta tada ta-ta-ta ta-da da! Weiming has gained 20 bravery points for walking back home alone at midnight.

There’s golf tomorrow for the charity which the school has held. There will be ministers going there. I hope that the ministers’ daughters will ask for my number. HAHAHA! Arse vomits. I need to sleep liao. If not tomorrow would not look nice. Oh no, only about 4.5 hours of sleep for me!!!!

1:41 AM

Monday, November 06, 2006

The past few days have been very slack. I woke up from my sleep, ate my lunch then took a nap. After that, woke up again, ate my dinner and drifted to dreamland. Woke up again to watch television and play computer. And finally, went back to sleep, again. What a retreat.

So, I had about 25 hours of slept from 00 00 hours on Saturday to Sunday at about 7 plus at night. This is known as letting the body to heal by itself. Not laziness. HAHA!

A part-time maid is coming to my house today. So exciting.

Maria! Fetch me some water! Maria cleans this! And That! Don't forget those! These as well! Don’t SLACK!!!

Whahaha! I’m so evil!

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. -Wf

11:26 AM

Saturday, November 04, 2006

My Dad just told me that I'm getting fatter..

OH NO!!!

10:02 PM

Ahhh..

Finally, it’s time to really have a break. To sleep like nobody’s business. To enjoy life at a slower pace. To play. To shop. To exercise.

I just can’t stop listening to the song Emotion by Bee Gees. It’s just so nice. La la la la. I listen to it in the morning, afternoon and night and everyday. Keep repeating the same track over and over again. Yea. I'm a bit siao, but I just admire their beautiful voices and wonderful song.

Life is so amazing. Everything is so well planned. Some people are so good at one thing and some are good in another. My handsome friend, Kimbert, is superbly good with creating animations with Microsoft Powerpoint. He has such wonderfully wonderful imaginations about how to make his animations stand out amongst the others that I'm so stunning stunned by him. I think that he’s born with these fantastically fantastic skills. For this, I take my beautifully beautiful hat off to him. I really admire his marvelously marvelous Microsoft Powerpoint slides.

8:03 PM

Am I really that bad?
Or are your expectations too high?

Please, stop expecting much from me.
I am but a human being.
An imperfect one.

I ain't your Mr. Know-it-all.
Ain't your Mr. Magician.
Though I try and want to be one.

I can't read your mind.
I don't know what you want.
But still, I try my very best.

Everyone is different and unique.
And beautiful in one way or another.

8:02 PM

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Oh no!!!

I’ve broken my continuous chain of shitting using my arse to vomit. I shitted arse vomitted on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. But not on Thursday. Maybe my arse is getting weaker to push out the shits vomits.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

7:39 PM

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Happy Birthdaysss to Jarryl, Chun Ming and Melvin!!!

2:43 PM